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The Indian Chief proclaims,
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"So,� YOU are the great Lone Ranger"...��
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"In honor of the Harvest Festival,��
YOU will be executed in three days."�"Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"��"What is your FIRST request?'��The Lone Ranger responds,��
"I'd like to speak to my horse."�
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The Chief nods and Silver is brought�
before the Lone Ranger who whispers in�
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.��Later that evening, Silver returns with�
a beautiful blonde woman on his back.�
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As the Indian Chief watches,��
the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent�
and spends the night.��
The next morning the Indian Chief admits�
he's impressed.��
"You have a very fine and loyal horse",�
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"But I will still kill you in two days."��"What is your SECOND request?"��
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak�
to his horse.�
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Silver is brought to�him,��
and he again whispers in the horse's ear.��As before, Silver takes off and disappears�
over the horizon.���Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,��
Silver again returns,�
this time with a�voluptuous brunette,��
more attractive than the blonde.�
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She enters the Lone Rangers tent�
and spends the night.�The following morning the Indian Chief�
is again impressed.�
"You are indeed a man of many talents,"�
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"But I will still kill you tomorrow."��
"What is your LAST request?"��The Lone Ranger responds,��"I'd like to speak to my horse...alone."��The Chief is curious, but he agrees,��
and Silver is brought to�
the Lone Ranger's tent.����
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Once�they're alone,��
the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,��
looks him square in the eye and says,�
Listen Very Carefully!!!FOR...THE...LAST...TIME...
"BRING POSSE!"
